Gnar Fries

GNARLY fucking FRIES

So true believers tomorrow I will be venturing into the world of french fries. This greasy universe has limitless possibilities when it comes to these rectangular pieces of potato. Here's what i came up with today while listening to the new 3 Inches of Blood, in my shitty rust box service van. The thing that makes it rad is how easy it is to prepare.

Two potatoes sliced, fried in olive oil, topped with sea salt

Any sort of vegan cheese (should be able to melt). I will be using Chicago soy dairy nacho teese.

Diced tomatoes

Minced onion

Hormel vegetarian chili

Tofutti sour cream (maybe)

Mix and stuff

Maybe i can post pics for you Mike D if i can tackle basic HTML tonight

Mike D i made PIZZA

So today i made myself another lazy man pizza

I enjoy calling it a lazy man pizza, because I'm lazy.

Basically whole foods has NYC sliced pizza locally made in Highland Park IL

It consists of a crust, sauce, mushrooms, and spinach. But why stop there?

I added my own shredded Chicago Soy Dairy Mozzarella Teese, Uptons Italian style seitan sausage, hot peppers, and of course tofu crumbles.

Baked that mother fucker at 450 degrees for 8 minutes. Broiled the teese till it was nice and melted. Then ran a fucking train on it.

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Testing...testing...1...2...3...4...

BOOM! It is up and running. Run for your life because you can't handle all of this vegan garbage.